BRATVILLE BLOGS And ARTICLES
"Corky"
Corky is a Welsh Corgi my niece the Vet. Tech. rescued from abandonment. She gave him to me about 2 years ago after a Christmas family get-together. I fell in love with him at first site but she had promised him to someone else. When that person didn't want him, I drove over a hundred miles to bring him home. He has been with me since then. When I took him to the Vet in my hometown, the Vet said that Corky was less than a year old. So I guess that he is about three years old by now...
Corky brought me a present within a few weeks of staying with me at his new home. It was a Rib-eye Steak, It looked like it was cooked just right too, although I was afraid to eat it, not knowing where it came from…….I have no idea where Corky got that steak, but he didn't take even one bite of it and he laid it at my feet when I went to the door to let him inside. It was “His” present to me!!!
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CORKY.....
What Shall We Say About Corky?
Corky can also be a Brat sometimes. I own a small rental property and twice he took a stack of twenty dollar bills and tore them to shreds because he wasn't getting enough attention, I suppose….. I could have given him a spanking but I didn't. He got some time out in the doggy cage staring at the hundreds that he ripped to pieces. I went to the bank the next day with all of the pieces of the money to see if I could still deposit it. They took it to an office and pieced it all back together except for a few twenties. They said they didn't have enough pieces for the rest. I asked the teller if I could bring Corky in tomorrow for the rest of the deposit. Needless to say, that “Brat Dog Corky” has given many people an abundance of laughs.
Whether you pick him or not, he will always be special to me!
Brat Gas
Bratville Has A New Energy Program
It Is Called:
F.A.R.T.
It Stands For A:
Free Alternative Resource Turbine
Now I Guess you have pretty much figured out what that means and what it stands for by now, So just think about the possibilities of what we all can do with that Energy produced from our own bodies!
You Know that you like to Eat those Pinto Beans and Fried Potatoes!
Just Imagine The Energy That Can Be Harnessed From Everyone Of Those FARTS that are expelled from your own body!
WE ARE TALKING ENERGY!
Has anyone of you ever held a flame to that stuff? I TRIED IT ONCE! It Busted A Hole In My Underwear! I don't know if you would call that Methane or NATURAL GAS, But It Did Come Out Of My Ass!
And It Was Some Powerful Stuff!
It Didn't Cost Me Anything Either, but a pair of underwear. That Is Sure Better Than A $705.35 Electric Bill!!! I am just wondering if we BRATS can come up with a better solution than OBAMA?
Maybe A Bicycle with a fitted rubber seat that will capture that precious gas.....
Maybe we can carry a tank around with us to capture our natural body gas........
Any Suggestions? You Brats! ???
It Is Called Brat Gas!
POPCORN NIGHTMAREPOPCORN NIGHTMARE
Popcorn is usually associated with a joyous experience! ..... Like ..... with salt and butter ..... and watching a good movie or something like that.....
Well let me tell you about my latest experience with POPCORN.....I just had our kitchen ceiling popcorn the other day.....And I sure did get my money's worth.....He popcorned the whole house!!!!! I Just Love My New Popcorn Sliding Glass Doors.....And The Popcorn Cabinets can't Be Beat! ..... Tomorrow, I will be inviting our friends over for a Dinner And A Movie Party!!!!! It will be a B.Y.O.B. Party! Bring Your Own Butter!!!!! It Is A good thing that it is close to Christmas.....Just a needle and thread and we will have plenty of the (you know what) for the Christmas tree.....
AS I LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP.....THIS IS ONE POPCORN YOU CAN KEEP!!!!!
I LEARNED MY LESSON..............POPCORN GOES IN A MICROWAVE..............NOT IN A SPRAYGUN..............
My girlfriend says: "No More Popcorn In This House And ORVILLE can kiss my AR$!!!!!"
P.S. The Kitchen Ceiling didn't get finished.....He ran out of popcorn.....Go Figure.....!!!!!.....lol.....
Brat Terms And Quotes:
YOU AIN'T RIGHT !
Interpretation=You're not right but you are not wrong either. You Are Special. You Are Just The Way God Intended For You To Be. SPECIAL To HIM And To ME. "YOU BROKE THE MOLD"
YOU BAD !
Interpretation=You aren't neccessarily a bad person, but you ain't good either. It just means that you're alright for the moment.
YES=No
NO=Yes
SELF EXPLANATORY
LOL=Laughing Out Loud
WHATEVER !
Interpretation=This Is The Newest Bad Word That You Can Speak..........Just Don't Say It..........It Might Get You In Trouble.....It actually means that it doesn't matter, or "Who Cares", but most brats just say it for fun. It ain't funny when you have to sleep in the dog house.
WORDS
Words and Language is messed up! I don't think anybody actually knows the true meaning of what they say anymore. That is why words can get you in trouble and it is how Prosecutors and Lawyers make their money.
So does a good writer or author make their fortunes. They play with words. It is an unspoken and silent understanding of what is, and what is not.
For Instance:
Take the two most popular and heart felt words in the entire world of any spoken language in existence:
LOVE
HATE
Put them together and what do you get? (either way) Love Hate
Hate Love
Well No Wonder There Are A Bunch Of Monks Hiding In A Monastery up in the mountains taking a vow of silence. I'd keep my mouth shut too when the words that humans speak can stab through your very soul and not neccessarily mean what was intended.
There Must Be Another Language! One From The Heart! I Think Jesus Spoke Of It! Tongues of Angels, Tongues of the heart!!! It is sort of like E.S.P. or an extra sensory perception of some sort, "Telepathy" , That's It!
COMMUNICATION
Communication without sound or sight between the minds of different persons. The language of the heart. Jesus Was Pretty Smart.......
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Most Searched Words, Names, And Phrases Of 2009
Here in Bratville we strive to keep every resident and visitor alike informed with the latest and most up to date news available to us brats.
There are some old words , names , terms , and phrases that have changed in the past decade. We must consider their new meanings and vote on whether we should add them to the brationary and bratopedia here in Bratville keeping all little brats from a distorted view beyond Bratville, but also providing them with the proper bratucation.
For example: Twitter used to be the small tremendous sounds that a little bird would chatter and utter with excitement. But now Twitter may be some kind of social network that could have the ability to capture the human thought in 140 characters or less.
When a little bird will twitter , it might go on for hours twittering. That is a lot more than 140 characters, If a bird could type.??? Now with that thought in mind, if a little bird began to twitter and an Eagle, swooped down and grabbed it, I doubt very seriously that it would have twittered very long. It definitely would not have been able to twitter more than 140 characters. So again, with that thought in mind, we may have to consider Twitter and the new meaning of twitter for all brats and non-brats alike, for submission in the brationary and bratopedia.
Ok, enough of my twittering. This article may just be considered a twitter and then again, maybe not. I didn't count the characters of this twitter session.....or was it a brat session.? I guess it all depends on whether you are a little bird twittering, a human twitter thought, or possibly a twitter brat. You can always go to the best website on the internet www.twitter.com/bratville and investigate it yourself. Please vote on this new term of the century and let us know your thoughts here in Bratville by email or on the contact us page.
Now that we have gotten the word twitter out of the way, let's investigate a few more new words and terms for submission into the bratfiles for Bratville's brationary and bratopedia.
Mobama
Another new word or term as you would hear it is Mobama : What? Mobama ?? What??? Mobama , Yes I said it Mobama, or maybe I just twittered it in a little twitter. Mobama seems to mean Mrs. Obama , perhaps a fashion icon ??? Who really knows what Mobama means??? other than Mobama , Obama , or Obama's Mamas. I suppose that this is referring to the new president of the USA United States of America and his wife the first lady, being Barack Obama and Mobama.
Wow, is that what will be in the history books??? Mobama??? Hmmm...Mobama ??? Well I am sure that we will have to have mo thought in adding that word to the brationary or bratopedia here in Bratville, but it is a thought. Let's vote on that one too!
Barack Obama
According to some sources, the top name searched in 2009 was Barack Obama, Mobama's husband. I wonder what that name means? Can one of you brats break it down and send it to us here in bratville? Where did the most popular name in 2009 originate from? What does it mean and where is he from? Give all of us brats a detailed description in your best article and we may just publish it.
Santa Claus and Rudolf were also high on the list of searches at Christmas, and now at this time of year, It must be The Easter Bunny.
Jesus is another popular name. We could not find the statistics on the one though. But I am sure that many have searched and will continue to search Jesus.
Sincerely,
Mayor of Bratville
Mayor@Bratville.Com
ARTICLE ON H1N1
Dear Bratville Mayor,
H1N1 is another top word searched in 2009. It is the politically correct and formal medical term for the swine flu. H1N1 or swine influenza ( also called swine flu , pig flu , or hog flu ) is an infection of any one of several types of swine flu according to Wiki and some other sources.
I did a research, a google search, and also a wiki search ( along with many other search engine searches ) on the word H1N1. I am now humbly appealing to you, the mayor of Bratville and your Bratmaster, as to what H1N1 or Swine Flu really is. What is Pig Flu? My BratBrain is BratFried from all of the research I did. I need to BratSearch and BratPick Your BratBrains to come to some kind of Bratclusion. They say that it is an infection? I thought it was a virus or flu. Are they just trying to infect our BratBrains with all of this BratCrap?
H1N1? Can you break that down and analyze that for me? I also discovered some new terms such as pandemic, endemic, mongrelized, and zoonosis or zoonotic that I had never heard before. I ran into so many strains of , Hog Flu, Pig Flu, Swine Flu, H1N1 and every other H and # in my research that I don't even know what it means or what to do about it anymore.
H1N1???? It sounds like HogWash to me. They want to infect us all with H1N1 by giving us a little shot of it. Not me. I personally am a little concerned about them injecting some of that BratScat into my BratBody.
They say that the symptoms of zoonotic swine flu are chills, fever, sore throat, muscle pains, severe headache, coughing, weakness and general discomfort. Well, I am getting old and I have had all of these symptoms many times in my life. They are becoming more frequent now. I actually got a severe headache while researching H1N1 and I am now in a general discomfort.....again..... Oops.....I just coughed too. If I talk too much more I will have a sore throat, So Please Help me out here BratMaster. Do I need to get this immunization to protect me from the Pig Flu?
Sincerely,
BratBob
A Loyal Bratville Citizen
Dear Bob,
When Pigs Fly..............Or..............If you happen to run across a Pig coughing..............You just might want to go get that shot!!!...lol...
Sincerely,
Mayor Of Bratville
And The BratMaster
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